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This girl is actually the biggest hypocrite ever. Public shaming and all I know I’m terrible. But really, what the fuck is this girl smoking. I don’t get it white America. Or black. Or any colored America. How about magenta America.

Shit that pisses me off

Girls who preach about “modesty” and “how Jesus wants us to dress” and how the “enemy” is telling women to “show more skin” to “provoke the men to lust.”
No. Fuck you. No. You are wrong.
I will wear what I want. Don’t you tell girls that thy have to cover themselves up and make themselves smaller and be ashamed of their bodies because they might cause some fuck head to become aroused.
No fuck you, men should learn some fucking self control. It is not up to me to control the actions of some guy I am not responsible is he decides to “lust” after me or whatever. “It’s a deadly sin!” Good then he deserves to die.

Don’t fucking tell women they are responsible for men’s behavior.

paulieilluminati:

poop-on-demand:

rabidlitmajor:

obbsessivefangirl:

strangersthatsmell:

ske7ch-234:

rabidlitmajor:

strangersthatsmell:

My dad said if this post got 1 million notes I could get a cat. Apparently he heard about the fluffy chicken and thinks 500k is too easy.

I’ll let tumblr name the cat if this happens

I totally vote Koscheck

Reblogging twice, just for you!

You’re a doll! :)

Can  I vote for Fluffnugget? 

Reblogging again! 

You have to name him chad

Edgar. Name it Edgar.

I vote Richard Parker

paulieilluminati:

poop-on-demand:

rabidlitmajor:

obbsessivefangirl:

strangersthatsmell:

ske7ch-234:

rabidlitmajor:

strangersthatsmell:

My dad said if this post got 1 million notes I could get a cat. Apparently he heard about the fluffy chicken and thinks 500k is too easy.

I’ll let tumblr name the cat if this happens

I totally vote Koscheck

Reblogging twice, just for you!

You’re a doll! :)

Can  I vote for Fluffnugget? 

Reblogging again! 

You have to name him chad

Edgar. Name it Edgar.

"
  1. You are stronger than you realise.
  2. You are crueller than you realise.
  3. The smallest words will break your heart.
  4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
  5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
  6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
  7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
  8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
  9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
  10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
  11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
  12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
  13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
  14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
  15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
  16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
  17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
  18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
  19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
  20. You will be okay.
  21. You will be okay.
"

- 21 things my father never told me. (via olivia-ross)

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

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