The Voyage of the Baby Giraffe

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teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

Finding out that Bryan’s going to be in Texas next summer just put me on my ass. Like you can’t to this to me. Don’t leave me

ohnewsroom:

Assistant editor: I wore a tie today.
*Photographer slow claps*
Assistant editor: I get no respect around here. 

(via chicagotribune)

I don’t think I’m okay anymore.

marcjacobs:

Palette Power

alanarama:

david geaney

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(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via onefitmodel)

"Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero."

- the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

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